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21, photographer, pro-choice, feminist, accepting of all. talk to me, i love it.

Me: I should do something with my life
Me: *opens tumblr*

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

lwordforever:

me about everything

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out  Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out
Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever. 

no one can convince me otherwise.